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GUJARATI   JOKES

Q. Why did George Bush had the Gujju beaten?
A. The Gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTANT man."

Q. Why won't the Gujju jeweller sell anything to the U.P. ka bhaiya?
A. The bhaiya kept giving Gujju a bunch of hair each time the Gujju asked for KESH. (ie. cash)

Q. What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon?"
A. Ramesh's son failed in Statistics..

Q. Why was the Gujju stacking 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
A. He wanted to get "cent-par-cent".

Q. Why did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A. You are going from BED to VERSE.

Q. What'll a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in tomato race?
A. Tomato KETCH UP.



HILARIOUS   FUNNY   INDIAN   JOKES

SARDARJI JOKES

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a 'lie detector'. The Englishman says, "I think I can empty 200 bottles of beer". BUZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says, "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZ goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says, "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ??..."Saala aaj bhi girna paray ga..."(I'll have to fall today too!)

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking Gob for? The sardarji replied, "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very drepressed. "What happened?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs.800 in a bet yesterday." "How come?" .."Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.".."But that's only Rs.500, where did the rest go?"..."Yaar, I bet on highlights too!"

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.".."Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. what happened to your other ear?".."That son of a bitch called back after sometime".

Q. What do you do when a sardarji throws a pin at you?
A. Run like Hell.....He's got a hand gernade in his mouth.

Q. How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q. What is the sardarji doing when he hold his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q. Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A. Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q. Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q. How do you confuse a sardarji?
A. You don't. They're born that way.

Q. How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.

Q. How did sardarji try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.

Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

Q. What's the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q. What does a sardarji say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off..

Q. What do you get when you offer a sardarji a penny for this thoughts?
A. Change.

Q. What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A. Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q. What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A. A visitor.

Q. What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

Q. What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a briefcase?
A. Branch Manager.

Q. What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A. The back of his head.

Q. A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q. A sardarji was asked if he believed in smoking.
A. He said, "Yes, I've seen it done."

Q. Sardarji #1:"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
A. Sardarji#2: "Who wrote it?"

A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.

Once a man went to a restaurant. He calls the waiter and says, "I want a Bheja Fry".. "Which Bheja Fry, Sir," the waiter aks.. "We have several kinds. viz. Tamil, Gujju, Maharashtrian, Sardarji, etc." Then the man enquires about the prices of all these Bhejas. The waiter replies, "Except Sardarji, all other Bhejas cost Rs.10 & Sardarji Bheja cost Rs.100." The man surprisingly asks the waiter, "Why only Sardarji Bheja cost Rs.100?" ...The waiter explains, "Arree... Sardarji ka 10 Bheja kato to 1 Bheja milta hai !"



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